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Whats fat and jolly and runs on from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!

Whats Father Christmas called when he takes from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !

Why is a cat on a beach from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Why does Father Christmas like to work from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

What do you call a man who from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause !

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues !

Can I have a broken drum for from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas? The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat it!

What happens to you at Christmas Yule from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

What do you give a train driver from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

Why is a burning candle like being from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What did the bald man say when from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

What do monkeys sing at Christmas Jungle from Flashcomment Christmas jokes Jokes
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !